Annual Reports
Annual reports.
Christmas Letter 2025
Read for: the job description as explained by the kids - "he goes to lunch."
Christmas Letter 2024
Read for: double the price, double the fun, plus 2, 4, 6, 8 - in Heidi, we appreciate.
Christmas Letter 2023
Read for: the airplane becoming my personality and four kids defeating restaurant ambition.
Christmas Letter 2022
Read for: party of six, three diapers, four car seats, and the line "that was a lie."
Christmas Letter 2021
Read for: elementary school politics won by accidentally locking people out of a meeting.
Christmas Letter 2020
Read for: a remodel, a newborn, a pandemic, and webcam angles chosen around my double chin.
Christmas Letter 2019
Read for: the minivan confession and a boat engine failure that suggests a pattern.
Christmas Letter 2018
Read for: the Big Green Egg era and the admission that Heidi keeping me alive is a full job.
Christmas Letter 2017
Read for: the boat, the Prius, and being surprised anyone kept reading after the Prius story.
Christmas Letter 2016
Read for: the official arrival of dad bod, dad jokes, and Lily beating the tax deadline.
Christmas Letter 2015
Read for: Cheez-It self-control, yellow "We buy houses" signs, and the first monster/child.
Christmas Letter 2013
Read for: retiring from bowling after one turkey because sometimes you have to leave on top.